thefourteenthdarkone:

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

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goddessstorm:

tullediaries:

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lavidapoliglota:

aaahh yess I do speak French the language of love let me seduce you ma cherie *looks at Duolingo notes* le chat ne mange pas des légumes

rrozeselavy:

thebraveandmischievous:

rrozeselavy:

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

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HE GONE. 

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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

chubbypete:

twnw:

twnw:

straight girls who fetishize gay boys and straight boys who fetishize gay girls are ultimately canceled. no take backs.

due to popular demand, all straights are canceled.

everyone who keeps reblogging this keeps telling me to “stop kink shaming” like listen the fuck up: my sexuality is not a fucking kink.

thehobbutts:

prismfairy:

thehobbutts:

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

I’d say Denny’s
Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties
Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman

im on board with that logic